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Today in Growing Old Gracefully: Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons
I was reading that new book about MTV recently (the same one I referenced a few weeks back), and it was pretty a pretty fun read, with lots...
Exciting Sightings: Patrick Wilson in Greenpoint
Holy shit, I was WAY too hungover to deal with this properly this morning. I was riding my bike down Driggs on my way to Williamsburg Bridg...
Thanksgiving Summed Up in One Photo
The only way this picture could be more perfect would be if it was the cover of a Ted Nugent album.
Obama Gonna Kill Your Grandmomma (To Contain Costs, Momma)
Hey kids, have your parents forwarded you any emails in the past few days about how the new health care bill has a hidden euthanasia clause ...
This Guy is Gonna Bring Hip-Hop Back to the GOP
Michael Steele is the new Republican National Committee Chairman, and my new favorite GOP hero, beating out (narrowly!) Virginia Congressman...
Fashion is Important: Throttled Models Edition
We've all seen models on the catwalk and simply wanted to wring their necks for looking so irritating, dead-eyed, and entitled. We'r...
Hello Kitty and Friends Dispatched to Hong Kong Mall to Rescue Lost Shoppers
The three lost shoppers, flanked by Team Kitty, greet the public after wandering around an underground shopping mall hallway for hours witho...
Been and Gone: LOST!!!
God knows what Jimmy and I will obsess over now. Maybe Cougar Town ? Srysly, life is completely empty now, booh. Best quote in the history o...
Bitter, Resentful Unpublished Author Dept: Most Annoying "Deal" in Today's Lunch Weekly
As a bitter, resentful unpublished author of a freakin' hilarious book about my two-year romp through Tokyo (visit the website !) that ...
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Today in Growing Old Gracefully: Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons
I was reading that new book about MTV recently (the same one I referenced a few weeks back), and it was pretty a pretty fun read, with lots...
My Camera Phone Will Not Be Denied: Book Expo 2012
Well, it's June, kids, and once again, here I am, your faithful media personality, filing a report from Book Expo of America, NYC's ...
Friday Night at the Wax Museum
My friend Roth recently celebrated her 30th birthday, which of course means only one thing: a visit to the wax museum. (Don't even prete...
Powerful Campaign Mailer of the Day
It's wrong to be swayed by a campaign mailer isn't it? Wrong, right? I must say, I've never even looked at any of the words on o...
Camera Phone Horror
My sister and I recently went with our mom to Asheville, NC to celebrate her 71st birthday (my mom's, not my sister's), and we had a...
Economy Now So Bad, Out-of-Work Stormtroopers Turning to Street Performing
This economy is in the crapper, obviously. So basically the time for people to monetize whatever talents they have is now. My band, simplesh...
I've Grown Tired of Watching King Henry VIII Have Sex
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but...well, I'm a kind of tired of watching Jonathan Rhys Myers—as King Henry VIII on Showti...
"I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!": A Word from Valerie Cherish
Hey kids, have you about had it up to here with your mother's crazy declarations that Obama is a secret Muslim whose religion is more of...
Face to Facey with Tracy Tracy: The Primitives at The Bell House, Brooklyn
Folks, I'm totally gay for the Primitives, so be warned: I'm about to be a big old nellie queen. I don't know when I last had su...
My Camera Phone Will Not Be Denied: Lifeguards on Broadway!
Ok, I know I posted camera phone pictures yesterday, but some things are ordained by God, like Sarah Parlin's vice presidential candidac...
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