Well it's now official. Jimmy and I have tied the knot--though, because we were both really bad Boy Scouts, we had to use some tape. And just like that--poof, if you will--traditional marriages nationwide are completely meaningless. Guess what, breeders: you're gonna have to up your game. Sure, you can still have children without bureaucratic intervention, but who wants that bullsh*t? Not this gaywad. We've got a cat, and she keeps us plenty busy, with her piano lessons and kendo competitions (and sleeping).
Anyway, be warned, straight America, we're right behind you, snapping maniacally, with our ringed fingers.
Oh, and many many thanks to all our friends for their lovely messages of love and support. We love you back! And extra special thanks to Rachel Roth and Todd Colberg for being our witnesses and taking pictures. And to Sarah Pasell for the meat 'n cheese plate and blush wine!
