Wednesday, May 18
This Picture on the Subway, Believe It Or Not, Is an Ad For a News Broadcast
Not for a furniture store or a tight sleeveless blouse shop or a push-up bra boutique. For a news broadcast. For Pix 11 News at 10, to be specific. And who's that alluring woman with the prominently featured arms and boobage? She's Jodi Applegate, a porn name, obviously. And what is Jodi doing, besides standing next to that chair lookin' good, that has anything to do with the news? Well, she's obviously thinking very hard about the news. (And bon bons.) Is she thinking about the uprising in Libya? The Newt Gingrich flameout? The debt ceiling? Maybe. But the overall impression left by this advertisement, let's face it, is clear.
Jodi Applegate is going to sit in that chair and fuck the news. Live.
Of course, there are men on this news program, too, because otherwise how would people take it seriously?
Let these obviously capable guys handle the "reading" and the "banter" and the "holding things" and the "electronics"--all very important parts of a news program. That's fine, it's what dudes do. But leave the fuckin' to Jodi.
I think it would indicate a stronger news broadcast, though, if Jodi was standing next to a stripper pole and holding a dildo.
Posted by wa21955
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