skip to main
|
skip to sidebar
The Onion Provides a Glimpse Into the Present of Nonfiction Book Publishing
online marketing
online marketing
Home
»
bitter author
»
books
»
The Onion Provides a Glimpse Into the Present of Nonfiction Book Publishing
Friday, October 2
The Onion Provides a Glimpse Into the Present of Nonfiction Book Publishing
And boy is it douchey. Now all I need to do is access
this guy's
friends list, and maybe I can convince HarperCollins to publish this blog in a book!
Newer Post
Older Post
Home
Popular Posts
Merry Christmas from See Tim Blog!
To both--both!--of my readers!
Been and Gone: Bea Arthur
Who the hell says "thrice"? Bye, Bea!
I'd Watch This Show
Then again, I'll watch any show featuring a dude wearing goth makeup, carrying a stethoscope, and sporting a scary yellow scythe cock.
RIP Grandma Ruby, 1918–2009
Shootin' It, In Which Tim and Jimmy Discuss the Issues of Our Times. Today: Lost, Fifth Season
Tim: Wait, why did they go back to the island again? Jimmy: So the other people won't die. Tim: And why are they gonna die again? Jimmy:...
Fashion is Important: Floral Edition
All of NYC's tulips and pansies are atwitter about the 8th Annual Tulips and Pansies fashion show that happened yesterday. It was picket...
Triplet Jaguar Cubs So Depressed by the Torture Debate
Is there a more depressing conversation happening in the country than the one about whether or not torture works? These three cubs don't...
Gay Nuptials Dept: Jimmy and I Celebrate Our Hilarious Coupling
I know that all three of my readers are dying to see some photos from me and Jimmy's wedding party, which took place last weekend, so he...
Powerful Campaign Mailer of the Day
It's wrong to be swayed by a campaign mailer isn't it? Wrong, right? I must say, I've never even looked at any of the words on o...
New Fun Thing: Obama Birth Certificate Generator
Now we can all be Orly Taitz, yay! Who wouldn't want to follow in the footsteps of the stubbornly deranged lawyer/dentist/Russian/ortho...
Popular Posts
I've Grown Tired of Watching King Henry VIII Have Sex
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but...well, I'm a kind of tired of watching Jonathan Rhys Myers—as King Henry VIII on Showti...
Economy Now So Bad, Out-of-Work Stormtroopers Turning to Street Performing
This economy is in the crapper, obviously. So basically the time for people to monetize whatever talents they have is now. My band, simplesh...
My Camera Phone Will Not Be Denied: Book Expo 2012
Well, it's June, kids, and once again, here I am, your faithful media personality, filing a report from Book Expo of America, NYC's ...
"I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!": A Word from Valerie Cherish
Hey kids, have you about had it up to here with your mother's crazy declarations that Obama is a secret Muslim whose religion is more of...
Powerful Campaign Mailer of the Day
It's wrong to be swayed by a campaign mailer isn't it? Wrong, right? I must say, I've never even looked at any of the words on o...
New Fun Thing: Obama Birth Certificate Generator
Now we can all be Orly Taitz, yay! Who wouldn't want to follow in the footsteps of the stubbornly deranged lawyer/dentist/Russian/ortho...
Camera Phone Horror
My sister and I recently went with our mom to Asheville, NC to celebrate her 71st birthday (my mom's, not my sister's), and we had a...
A Lot to Say a Little: New Fancy Feast Commercial
Um, what? I'm a fan of any commercial that features a cat being passed around, even if it's one of those irritating fluffy white cat...
Friday Night at the Wax Museum
My friend Roth recently celebrated her 30th birthday, which of course means only one thing: a visit to the wax museum. (Don't even prete...
Bitchez Caught on Tape
So, everyone on the planet has now seen the youtube of Susan Boyle singing her heart out on Britain's Got Talent . (If you haven't,...
Blog Archive
►
2013
►
January
►
2012
►
December
►
November
►
October
►
September
►
August
►
July
►
June
►
May
►
April
►
March
►
February
►
January
►
2011
►
December
►
November
►
October
►
September
►
August
►
July
►
June
►
May
►
April
►
March
►
February
►
January
►
2010
►
December
►
November
►
October
►
September
►
August
►
July
►
June
►
May
►
April
►
March
►
February
►
January
▼
2009
►
December
►
November
▼
October
A Halloween Message
Lullaby of the Damned
Disappointment: A One-Photo Photo Essay
My Camera Phone Will Not Be Denied: Carrie at the ...
Thursday Morning Gymnastics
Birthday Serenade
New Fun Thing: Clownz!
When Brunch Photography Gets Artsy
Quote of the Week: Nikki Finke
Editorial: Speedos and Our Precious Freedoms
Fashion is Important: Paris Projection
The Onion Provides a Glimpse Into the Present of N...
Feet of Fire: My Midtown Debut
►
September
►
August
►
July
►
June
►
May
►
April
►
March
►
February
►
January