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Political Leakage Dept: Promotional Video for Sarah Palin's New Book!
Folks, does the sound of Sarah Palin's inane twaddle, spat in that god-awful mean girl yelp, make you want to, one by one, jab a whole c...
horrific injuries dept: big-ass truck edition
sorry for the long silence, loyal reader, but i do have a good reason. last tuesday i was in a terrible bicycle accident that fractured my i...
Exciting Sightings: Patrick Wilson in Greenpoint
Holy shit, I was WAY too hungover to deal with this properly this morning. I was riding my bike down Driggs on my way to Williamsburg Bridg...
Fashion is Important: Throttled Models Edition
We've all seen models on the catwalk and simply wanted to wring their necks for looking so irritating, dead-eyed, and entitled. We'r...
Sarah Palin's Informashun Distribyutor Kwits!
The world is a little less hilarious today with the resignation of Meg Stapleton, senior aide to and spokesperson for Wasilla drag queen/fo...
Obama Gonna Kill Your Grandmomma (To Contain Costs, Momma)
Hey kids, have your parents forwarded you any emails in the past few days about how the new health care bill has a hidden euthanasia clause ...
Why Do Subway Pranksters Always Blame America First?
You subway riders know the drill: there's a nice innocuous billboard on the platform advertising some dumb program or other, and the pro...
Sincerity Corner: This Photo is Pure Poetry
If you haven't been following the election aftermath in Iran over the weekend, you really should be. It's amazing to watch what is h...
Oh Nos! Ann Coulter's Neck Dropped From an Event!
Folks, you probably recall the recent announcement that Ann Coulter's Neck will be headlining a gay Republican event in NYC next month....
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Today in Growing Old Gracefully: Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons
I was reading that new book about MTV recently (the same one I referenced a few weeks back), and it was pretty a pretty fun read, with lots...
Friday Night at the Wax Museum
My friend Roth recently celebrated her 30th birthday, which of course means only one thing: a visit to the wax museum. (Don't even prete...
My Camera Phone Will Not Be Denied: Book Expo 2012
Well, it's June, kids, and once again, here I am, your faithful media personality, filing a report from Book Expo of America, NYC's ...
"I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!": A Word from Valerie Cherish
Hey kids, have you about had it up to here with your mother's crazy declarations that Obama is a secret Muslim whose religion is more of...
Powerful Campaign Mailer of the Day
It's wrong to be swayed by a campaign mailer isn't it? Wrong, right? I must say, I've never even looked at any of the words on o...
A Lot to Say a Little: New Fancy Feast Commercial
Um, what? I'm a fan of any commercial that features a cat being passed around, even if it's one of those irritating fluffy white cat...
Cage Matches I'd Like to See
Jimmy and Tim discuss the issues of our times: Tim: You know what I'd like to see? A Michelle Obama-Sarah Palin cage match. Jimmy: That...
Camera Phone Horror
My sister and I recently went with our mom to Asheville, NC to celebrate her 71st birthday (my mom's, not my sister's), and we had a...
I've Grown Tired of Watching King Henry VIII Have Sex
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but...well, I'm a kind of tired of watching Jonathan Rhys Myers—as King Henry VIII on Showti...
My Camera Phone Will Not Be Denied: Lifeguards on Broadway!
Ok, I know I posted camera phone pictures yesterday, but some things are ordained by God, like Sarah Parlin's vice presidential candidac...
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