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Monday, February 28
Bye, Ruth and Mike!
My friends Ruth and Mike have moved back to NC after four years in NYC. You know what that means: time for another piece of film-making from yours truly. Ruth, Mike, we'll miss you terribly. I can't believe you're leaving me here alone with Jimmy.
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