Tuesday, May 22

Whose Classy-Person Vehicle Is Parked Outside Our Apartment?

Tim: Is it Beyonce's?

Jimmy: No, hers is pink and bedazzled. I think it's Tracy Morgan's.

Tim: That means Tina Fey's probably in it.

Jimmy: Nah, they don't hang out outside work.

Tim: Who do you think is in the VIP lounge?

Jimmy: You mean the VIP Crawl Space? Probably Paula Abdul and a bunch of fish tanks.

Tim: And Nutella. I bet they've got a big barrel of Nutella up in there.

Jimmy: Not for long if I know Paula.