Easy Joke Dept: Rush Limbaugh Was an Adorable Baby

And he loved that teat.

Easy Joke Dept: Ann Coulter Interrupts Hellmouth Hibernation to Check Mail

She needs more Netflix.

Easy Joke Dept: Sad Republican Falls Through Its Own Party Platform

Alas, he didn't bring his bootstraps.

Bailout!

Easy Joke Dept.: Rush Limbaugh Successfully Gets Off Train

I'm very happy for Rush, but I'm kind of surprised that he would be caught dead riding a train. Didn't Lenin invent those? I guess they don't make golf carts big enough these days. Sad.