All of NYC's tulips and pansies are atwitter about the 8th Annual Tulips and Pansies fashion show that happened yesterday. It was picketed by a bunch of dumb hippies who don't believe in killing flowers for fashion, but the show was still a screaming success.
All it takes is some flowers to turn an ordinary doormat into an explosion of glamour.
You have to be really careful when wearing this one; I once wore it to a picnic and a bee tried to pollinate my eyeball.
