Mom is now seventy. My sister and I have taken her to Savannah. Paula Deen will be catering her dinner tonight. We will all then throw up and die.
|
|
|
|
|
Popular Posts
-
I was reading that new book about MTV recently (the same one I referenced a few weeks back), and it was pretty a pretty fun read, with lots... -
How many times have you been on an ice-skating rink with your partner and he lifts you in the air and you're all ready to do your thing ...
-
Okay, I'm ridiculously excited about the Primitives' new album Echoes and Rhymes , which comes out at the end of the month. It's...
-
Look at Massachusetts' pretty boy senator Scott "41st Vote Against Whatever" Brown enjoying himself at some tawdry gathering w... -
Has your Internet been sizzling lately? Well, that's because there's a new blog out there that is piping hot and is coming to teach ... -
It’s happened. It’s all happened. We could have stopped it, but we didn’t. Oh sure, we’d been warned. Told in shrill tones of the perilous c...
-
Well it's now official. Jimmy and I have tied the knot--though, because we were both really bad Boy Scouts, we had to use some tape. And... -
Even though my mom and dad don't read this blog--in fact, they've never been told it exists because it would lower their opinion of ... -
I received this update from a Japanese friend in Tokyo. He took the above picture was of Shibuya Crossing, which is one of the most lit-up p...
Popular Posts
-
It's wrong to be swayed by a campaign mailer isn't it? Wrong, right? I must say, I've never even looked at any of the words on o... -
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but...well, I'm a kind of tired of watching Jonathan Rhys Myers—as King Henry VIII on Showti... -
Um, what? I'm a fan of any commercial that features a cat being passed around, even if it's one of those irritating fluffy white cat...
-
My sister and I recently went with our mom to Asheville, NC to celebrate her 71st birthday (my mom's, not my sister's), and we had a... -
This economy is in the crapper, obviously. So basically the time for people to monetize whatever talents they have is now. My band, simplesh... -
So, everyone on the planet has now seen the youtube of Susan Boyle singing her heart out on Britain's Got Talent . (If you haven't,... -
The media coverage of the Japan horror has been relentlessly bleak for obvious reasons. It's profoundly terrifying. But the New York Tim... -
Who the hell says "thrice"? Bye, Bea!
-
Hey kids, have you about had it up to here with your mother's crazy declarations that Obama is a secret Muslim whose religion is more of...
-
My friend Roth recently celebrated her 30th birthday, which of course means only one thing: a visit to the wax museum. (Don't even prete...
