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Sunday, May 23
Been and Gone: LOST!!!
God knows what Jimmy and I will obsess over now. Maybe
Cougar Town
?
Srysly, life is completely empty now, booh.
Best quote in the history of television:
"“I just got pounded, man."
--sidewise Boone
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