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I was reading that new book about MTV recently (the same one I referenced a few weeks back), and it was pretty a pretty fun read, with lots...
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Please, reach out to a real queen today. Let her know she's fabulous.
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Happy Anniversary, Ma and Pa!
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Many of my readers have been asking me, "Tim, why haven't you commented on the shocking news that quitter Sarah Palin is quitting t...
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