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Tuesday, August 14
This Doll Is Gonna Eat Your Face While You Sleep
My one regular reader might remember that my mom loves dolls and Christmas things/figurines and giant terrifying Santas. She collects these things, snapping them up wherever and whenever she finds them, be it a terrifying year-round Christmas shoppe, a mail-order catalog, or a friend with extras she wants to get rid of.
Apparently that's how the above doll in a box came into mom's possession. My blood ran cold when I saw it in the garage on my recent visit down to North Carolina because it looked exactly like THE DOLL OF ALL HUMAN NIGHTMARES. Let's take a closer look.
Yep, that's the one.
"Isn't she precious?" Mom asked/told me.
"Yes," I whispered, lower lip quivering. "P-p-precious."
Then I moved in closer to see what message was printed on the front of the box in a cutesy scribble to convince me that this doll was not stolen from the devil's secret stash.
Once upon a time there was a doll created by a coven of witches with an agenda and it scratched your eyes out on your birthday, the end.
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