Monday, April 13

Polling the Future of Alaskan Derangement

We were all sad when Sarah Palin went back to Alaska, never to be interviewed by Katie Couric again. But she's back in the spotlight now, thanks not only to her daughter's baby daddy Levi dating Tyra Banks but also because Palin is a very bad politician and has just nominated someone to be Alaska's new Attorney General who you wouldn't entrust your kids with. He has three names (because fuck you), and they are: Wayne Anthony Ross.

Mr. Ross, like Governor Palin herself, is known as a gaffe-machine, but I'm not so sure, because a gaffe is a mistake and this guy seems dead serious. Make your voice heard/save our democracy by voting for the best of his psychotic twaddle below.