Nikki Finke, abrasive and temperamental Hollywood journalist stereotype, is profiled in this week's New Yorker, and she does not disappoint. Though she disappointingly doesn't speak in all caps as far as I can tell, she does say things like this (keeping in mind she's a jew!):
"I used to say, and I meant this in a nice way, that my mother should have been a Nazi interrogator."
Finke should charge money for this kind of stuff. She gave it to the New Yorker for free!