Monday, March 1

Pennywise the Clown Alive, Well, and Living in Pakistan



This poor kid. He just wants to sell some balloons so he can buy some candy. And who decides to make an appearance? Pennywise the Clown, eater of children.

Jesus. Life in Pakistan is hard enough without some subterranean shape shifter whose favorite costume is some Ringling Bros. one-piece he picked up in 1918 shows up and starts spouting a bunch of gibberish like "everything floats down here" or some bullshit.

I'm just gonna say it. Pennywise is a terrorist.

When is Obama gonna kill him with a drone?