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Wednesday, January 27
Been and Gone: Zelda Rubenstein
Oh,
Zelda
. Everything I've ever learned about poltergeists, bringing rubbers to the gay bar, not going into the light, and dealing with Craig T. Nelson I learned from you. RIP, baby.
Y'all hang back. You're jamming her frequencies.
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