Wednesday, January 27

Terrified Squirrel Prays to Almighty God That He Never Has to See the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter Sex Tape

This squirrel has the right idea. These days you never know what you're going to be inadvertently exposed to. Remember "Two Girls One Cup"? I didn't know what I was getting ready to watch because I was so far ahead of the curve! That short filthy film ruined chocolate milkshakes for me forever and I'll never get over that.

So, yes, we should all pray to our loving heavenly Father that we are never ever ever EVER forced to sit and watch a grainy home movie of terrible John Edwards checking his hair in the mirror while going balls deep into oblivion (aka Rielle Hunter's muff).

In Jesus' name we pray,