Wednesday, December 2

Camera-Wielding Chinese Women Attacked by Giant Zombie Aids Ribbon

It's so sad when good ribbons go bad. I remember when the pink breast cancer awareness ribbon attacked that orphanage in Cairo a few years back. When will we as a culture realize that it's a moral imperative that we provide these overworked awareness ribbons with the support they need before they snap and go nuts at a train station in Beijing?

Someone really needs to do something before a lonely and desperate Livestrong bracelet blows up a wedding in Tucson.