Friday, February 5
This California Republican Demon Sheep Hungers for Your Tasty Entrails
Surely everyone now has seen the hilarious/terrifying attack ad made by the Carly Fiorina campaign--for a U.S. Senate seat--that suggests that her Republican primary opponent for the California seat is a demon sheep who will eat your face. If you haven't, watch it now and get ready for a month of sleepless nights and/or terrible nightmares.
You will never recover from this.
(hat tip to Wonkette commenter John G. for the GIF)