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Idaho News Story Frighteningly Confirms the Fears We All Secretly Have about Our Cats
Friday, April 30
Idaho News Story Frighteningly Confirms the Fears We All Secretly Have about Our Cats
They want to scratch us all up. Take a break. And then scratch us all up again.
Thankfully, my cat Stella would never do this to me unless she was really hungry or bored, bless her.
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