Wednesday, April 7

Drug-Addled Pennywise the Clown Now Stumbling Through Germany

As you may remember, Pennywise the child-eating clown was recently seen in Pakistan being horrific and terrible. Well, he's obviously finished his tour of South Asia for the time being and is now bounding through the lands of the former Holy Roman Empire. He's drunk, high, hopped up on quaaludes, and saddled with a ferocious case of the munchies, so achtung, kinder!!