Saturday, July 3
Happy 4th, Real 'Merkins!
Folks, there is nothing that says "I love my country" more powerfully than a Sarah Palin blingee. As long as it includes fireworks and a beach ball.
This blingee is for all the real Americans that read this blog to stare at and slobber over all day. The rest of us are gonna spend the day pledging allegiance to Allah's World Cup soccer team and sodomizing our vodka and Diet Cherry 7-Ups.
Flappy Gourth of Moolai!